Sunday, October 11, 2009

Please Don't Even Read This

I spent the whole day yesterday watching college football. It was more than entertaining, it was like going to church and actually talking to God at church, or what I imagine that might be like if you go to church and actually talk to God, and aren't just going to church because you think maybe you should or you always did and are just in the habit or something. College football; Ohio State, the Alabama Crimson Tide, Florida and LSU, and Michigan and Iowa. Sometimes I think I just like the colors of the uniforms, the way I'm obsessed with pocket billiards and croquet because of the colors of the balls. But then, I'm reminded, it's just dumb sports on TV. Why do I like it so much? Is it a character flaw?

If your answer to that question is "yes"—please don't answer. If your answer to that question is "no"—also don't answer. Please don't think about it any further. Please just pretend you never read this.

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